I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So vagazzling was a success
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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