My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He shit in the fireplace
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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