Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Still dying that you shit outside
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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