it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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