then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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