you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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