last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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