I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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