is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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