my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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