LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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