I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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