THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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