I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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