I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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