Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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