OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
handjob tips. give me some.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
