Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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