I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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