We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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