i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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