U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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