try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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