so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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