This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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