This girl is more easily done than said...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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