The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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