Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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