Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
