he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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