He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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