it wasn't lemon gatorade
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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