she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Damn victory sex feels great
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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