herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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