he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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