he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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