Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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