...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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