You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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