and you said cock pushups were impossible
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
