you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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