Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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