everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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