It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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