Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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