The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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