So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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