Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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