have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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