have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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