But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
