my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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